GOOD NEWS CLOWNING

SOMETIMES ALL A CUSTOMER WANTS IS A SINGING TELEGRAM, JUST TO SAY HI OR HAPPY BIRTHDAY OR CONGRATULATIONS, OR JUST FOR NO SPECIAL REASON.  SOME OF THE REASONS I HAVE DONE SINGING TELEGRAMS ARE:

"I'M SORRY" FROM A GENTLEMAN TO HIS GIRLFRIEND WHEN THEY HAD BROKEN UP

BIRTHDAY GREETINGS

SOMEONE IS NOT WELL AND NEEDS CHEERING UP ON HER BIRTHDAY

NO SPECIAL REASON, JUST THAT SHE IS A SPECIAL PERSON

THE PICTURES AT THE TOP LEFT AND THE RIGHT OF THE PAGE, ARE SHERIFF ANNIE JOKELY, WHO WILL COME AND SING FOR YOU AND PLAY THE Q-CHORD, AN ELECTRONIC GUITAR.

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ONE OF MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS FOR SINGING TELEGRAMS IS A CHARACTER I CALL "LA VERNE".  SHE IS NAMED FOR A SPECIAL LADY I KNEW WHEN I WAS A TEENAGER, ALWAYS CHEERFUL AND A DELIGHT TO BE AROUND.  THIS CHARACTER CAN BE YOUR HUSBAND/BOYFRIEND'S OLD GIRLFRIEND (A BLAST FROM THE PAST) OR SHE CAN BE YOUR AUNT "LA VERNE" WHO JUST FLEW IN FROM TEXAS (AND BOY ARE HER ARMS TIRED) OR SHE CAN BE WHOEVER YOU WANT HER TO BE. 

YOU TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT THE PERSONALITY OR LIKES/DISLIKES OF THE PERSON YOU ARE WANTING TO SURPRISE, WHETHER YOU WANT A BALLOON BOUQUET, JUST SOMETHING WE CAN FOCUS ON WITHOUT CAUSING THEM UNDUE "PAIN" AND SOMETHING THAT WILL MAKE THEM LAUGH, AND I WILL DO THE REST.  I HAVE LOTS OF IDEAS AND ALL I NEED IS JUST A FEW SUGGESTIONS FROM YOU.  COMING TO THE WORKPLACE IS NO PROBLEM, SINCE THIS IS MY JOB AND I AM AVAILABLE SEVEN DAYS A WEEK UNLESS I HAVE A PRIOR COMMITTMENT.