Why not have LaVerne or Huggles or the cowgirl crash a party for a gentleman? LaVerne can pretend to be his "sugar mama"; Huggles can be the clown he never got for his birthday as a kid; the cowgirl can sing to him and "yodel" a song adding funny comments to it such as "Yodell-ay-de-he, let me tell you about (his name) and me; ridin on the trail, yodell-ay-dee, swell (you get the idea. You supply the "funnies" and I will supply the song) If you give me time, I can even bring my Q-Chord instrument and practice the song so I can accomodate myself. For a small extra charge, I will bring a balloon bouquet or gag gift of some kind.
Example: I once did a singing telegram for a lady and all her husband could think of that I could use in my act, was that she was afraid of clowns and that she was afraid of hampsters and that she had large feet. So I brought a mouse that would spring up into the air; I was dressed as a clown; and I brought in a bag the largest pair of Converse I had, which is about a size 13 men's, and I told her I had been shopping and this is the biggest shoes I could find, hope they fit. We sang to her and she laughed through the whole thing and told me that she was afraid of clowns but I was so cute she was not afraid of me! This is an example of what I can do. You tell me a little about the person, and all in good taste I will surprise them and make them laugh.